Virus Anniversary Song

Reinaldo Goeyenechea/ La Voz Hispana

No one knows for certain when we first met, and died

But for our purposes let’s say you arrived

Around holiday time in late November

Maybe through a bat-to-turkey transfer

Is it possible you remember?

Which should roughly make today

Your sixth month anniversary with us

So how should we mark the occasion, our virus?

It’s traditional to recall the good times

We’ve shared, and then to look ahead

Yet there aren’t many – perhaps only in the beginning –

When merely a few were dead

It’s customary to share a meal

And to raise a glass to prosperity and to wealth

But it would be a tad awkward to toast your health?

And we’ve no presents for you either

No chocolates, no wine, no beer

Our most heartfelt wish is to see you disappear

Yet what is far more likely is we’ll see you again and again

Although, as the old romantic tune goes,

Don’t know where, don’t know when”

For you are a sneaky little pathogen

Therefore then let’s at least today renew our vows

Let’s please, my dear virus, co-exist, for now.

Ted Littleford


Ted Littleford

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