Hitting The Showers

Paul Bass Photos

Looking to future in Edgewood Park: Mural outside pavilion (above); mom with 9 new ducklings in the pond.

I believe I need to shower

All signs indicate it

I call people

Yet they don’t return my call

On the other hand, they call me

And I don’t return their call

Whether they’ve showered or not

Of course I don’t know their showering habits

Unless of course we learn

That daily showers wash Covid away

Then we’d all be in the showers

All the time and nobody

Would be answering their phone

And all anybody would say

To anybody else is, please

Hand me my towel

Or who used up all the shampoo I bought

Unless of course someone invents

A phone that operates just fine

In the shower, then we’ll get

Back to calling or not returning calls

All the time, but I personally

Would prefer that someone invent

The vaccine before the shower-proof phone

Yet, like penicillin or radar in WWTwo

The shower-proof phone well

May have important uses

After the pandemic leaves us

And we will be watching history

Documentaries about it and how we all

Had to stay in place and exercise madly

And sweat our way through all this

Home schooling and grow too tired

To bathe the children properly

And so we all just threw them in the shower

Together all at once

Which makes me think of the shower of information

We are all under, the hope and dread

That just keeps running hot,

Now very hot, waves and surges

Of it all over us until we get clean

And it’s all over

And we step out of the shower

And turn to the first bewildered family member

Who wanders by the open bathroom door

On the morning Covid-19 is washed away

And with the healing waters still streaming

Down your face, you call out,

Where’s my towel?

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